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Short Description: The scenarios for World Cup 2010 in South Africa: Players will be nominated for an Oscar for best on field performance, this ...
Content Inside: The scenarios for World Cup 2010 in South Africa: The scenarios for World Cup 2010 in South Africa: Source: http://newsgroups.derkeiler.com/Archive/Uk/uk.local.london/2006-06/msg00182.html From ∑ : "Skokkie" <Glenton@xxxxxxxxxxx> Date ∑ : Wed, 28 Jun 2006 15:29:12 +0200 The scenarios for World Cup 2010 in South Africa: Players will be nominated for an Oscar for best on field performance, this will be divided into two categories: Best injury histrionics and Best emotional display in front of a ref! The Beckhams will throw an expensive mega celebrity party which is crashed by a gang of 15 AK47 wielding thugs who strip them of all of their official world cup merchandise, cellphones and money. The security guards are unable to assist due to vested interests with the gang and the SAPS do not have weapons. Minister of Safety and Security, Charles Nqakula tells the tourists to stop whingeing about crime and go home. Entrepreneur of the year award will go to a South African politician who managed to recycle his free tickets into an innovative empowerment scheme. A player will be sued because his missus wore Jimmy Choo's to an Addidas photo opportunity! The referees start handing out red and yellow cards to the Wags for fashion crimes! Charles Nqakula desperately tries to spindoctor the media circus that followed his whingeing statement and announces that anyone who points a gun at a ref will be shot! Coca Cola introduce a new brand of naartjies (mandarin oranges) that is covered by their overall sponsorship agreement. They plan to sue Outspan for distributing their little stickers outside the stadium and a non official sponsor brand of cane spirit is cited as a co-respondent. (Liquor is banned at SA sports events so the locals inject it into citrus fruit and eat it when they have smuggled it inside) A heart broken and dejected young girl will have her sorry tale of unrequited love, sexual ecstasy and then rejection published in the media. The entire English soccer team will be mentioned. The scenarios for World Cup 2010 in South Africa: 1